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Play solo or online with a friend. If you have one.
From strange spherical birds to hallucinogenic plants to ‘festering alien orifices.’ Try not to die.
You get some cool tools for free, like a laser pistol, rocket booster pack, and ‘probe’, but if you need something you have a slick 3D printer can turn space trash into sweet items.
Bonus mysteries! Complete your survey of the planet to find out. You’ll know you’re on the road to completion when you’ve heard the words ‘cucumber sh*twater’ and found the ‘festering butthole’.*Most Expenses Spared.